Announce he’s brokered a peace deal between the parties
Then tell the parties to just stop fighting right now
Then demand a Nobel Peace Prize for his efforts in stopping the war
Then sulk when the fighting doesn’t stop because the underlying conflict is centuries old and he didn’t even bother to figure out what the fighting was over let alone talk to the parties in an attempt to negotiate beyond just tweeting at them
Then Wonder why his Nobel hasn’t arrived in the mail yet
Isn’t his solution to every conflict basically: