Donald Trump was seen with a noticeable layer of makeup on his right hand on Friday as he left the White House, amid ongoing speculation about his health. The 79-year-old is believed to have used makeup to hide bruising on his hand on several occasions since returning to office, but the application appeared particularly thick during his visit to The People’s House museum.
Trumpie ain’t going to die for another 20 years. Why? The universe fucking hates us.
Look at the other gaint pieces of shit, they all lived into their mid 80s or longer.
Jimmy Saville - Died: October 29, 2011 (age 84 years)
Henry Kissinger - Died: November 29, 2023 (age 100 years)
James C. Dobson - Died: August 21, 2025 (age 89 years)There’s not a god, because he’s lived this long. But I pray to god he dies soon, ideally while I’m typing this.
If only prayer worked.
Oh wow, he’s got a new emotional support hat
It’s a shame it’s not likely to be gangrene.
“Fears”??? What an odd way to spell “Hopes”. Also, Release the Epstein files.
Completely unrelated, but what are your favorite jumping spiders?
Portia are up there. And there are a couple large Phiddipus species with red butts that my grad school Buds used to keep as pets. They were Mutellid mimics and were very entertaining critters
Ha yeah Portia are awesome! And as far as the Phids do you mean P. johnsoni? I love them too! I currently have a mated pair in my spood collection, hoping for an eggsac…
Epstein
that wound is the epstein telling hand, hes trying to shut it up.
The dude is 80, of course he’s got health issues. It’d be weird if he didn’t
Term limits and age limits
He’s lived a long time for somebody without a heart.
That’s because he’s the EpsTin List Man.
What does he have instead, some kind of grease trap?
Health fears?
Who fears for his health?
The fears are that he remains healthy enough to continue to do more damage.
Fears?
Yes, I fear that at this pace it’ll take a while. :(
Lmao “fears” isn’t quite the right word for this one.
Yeah, I’d use “teases.” As a non-American, this has been like the greatest teaser since 2016 ish. Maybe Americans have been hating him before then.
Release the Trumpstein files.
I wouldn’t say ‘fears’ exactly
I’m not sure that Trump dying would improve things. We then end up with President Vance, who is a Thiel creation and Yarvin fan. Possibly less corrupt, but definitely more competent and disciplined. Trump’s main motivator is ego and impulse, but Vance actually believes in the TechFash goals.
If Vance gets to be President, it’ll be two weeks before an intern finds him sobbing in the closet.
Fascism doesn’t survive its leader. The underlings fight for the power vacuum, and none of them end up winning.
Some people have accused me of being optimistic for saying this, but think about who does win in this situation. It would likely be a form of liberalism that’s closer to western Europe in the social safety net aspect, but capitalism would be maintained. I can’t deny that it’s better than what we’ve had, but it’s not the victory I would have hoped for given the amount of suffering to get there.
before an intern finds him sobbing in the closet.
Fucking the couch in the oval office.
Who can really follow the man in the wide castle?
Vance doesn’t have the charisma to hold the movement together. None of these creeps do; that’s why they need Trump.
It certainly won’t go away immediately after he dies, but it will all collapse under its own weight.
They mean “fears that again it’s false alarm”
Please let him keel over. Please.
The demise of this monster can’t come soon enough.
Oh man, it would be a dream to be able to run an entire campaign on just photoshopped images of “POTUS Vance”'s stupid mug.
