Donald Trump was seen with a noticeable layer of makeup on his right hand on Friday as he left the White House, amid ongoing speculation about his health. The 79-year-old is believed to have used makeup to hide bruising on his hand on several occasions since returning to office, but the application appeared particularly thick during his visit to The People’s House museum.
He’s lived a long time for somebody without a heart.
That’s because he’s the EpsTin List Man.
What does he have instead, some kind of grease trap?