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Remind them that EVERYBODY IN MEXICO is a cartel member in their eyes. Not a joke, they’ll kill all the Mexicans with glee.

People should start volunteering for these studies and absolutely fuck them up. Lie about the model correctly predicting everything.

Slobbering on the syphilytic knob of his orange master as usual

Guess it’s time to renew my passport so I can go to Mexico or whatever for new shots every year

Sir, we all have had to sit awkwardly next to our parents when hetero sexy times happened during movies, the concept of lesbians existing is nothing compared to that.

I had zero electricity, cell signal, or any sort of communication service during and after Hurricane Beryl, and that wasn’t even a strong hurricane. There was no power north of me for 11 days. How are you going to check email with nothing to power these devices?

Trump was out on bail for his own criminal case with way more felonies. Would he prefer to still be in jail pending appeals?