• SeaSharpBoating@programming.dev
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      Our Startup uses mini human brains inside of biological bipedal systems to provide frontier performance in our custom internal benchmarks. /s

      Explain the joke: We rebuilt humanity with a smaller brain.

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    I’m curious what a human brain would be like growing into being with absolutely no senses to inform itself about the world around it.

    No sight to let it know where it is or what it is.

    No sound to let it learn to communicate and think in orderly ways.

    No touch.

    No taste.

    No ability to interact with its surroundings.

    Yet all of the capability and potential of a regular person’s mind.

    Would it be cruel to bring it into existence? Would it be able to experience negativity and pain and longing, confusion?

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      We use HaaS (Human As A Service) for warehouse solutions. We found it was easier to import HaaS on ships. We found that negative physical rewards are effective solutions.

      We rebuilt slavery.

      STONKS ONLY GO UP! /s

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    The brain cells presumably have a life span… if this technology ever gets used in consumer devices, I’d like to know how people will try and squeeze extra life out of a failing component.
    Take it out and warm it in their hands like an alkaline battery?
    Give it a shake?
    Sing to it?
    Some kind of stimulant drug?

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      Warhammer? This sounds not far from the most horrific mission from a Shadowrun campaign I ran. They were making the new internet out of human brains.

      “In science fiction, people have been living with these ideas for quite a long time,” he said.

      That doesn’t mean you should do it for real.

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        No, we shouldn’t.

        We will do it, regardless. That’s the cool part about humanity.

        Fuck the consequences. Let’s gooooo! Humanity fuck yeah.

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          When you read history you truly get a glimpse of how utterly ballsy, foolhardy, and risk-ignorant some people are.

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    do they have a midlife crisis and get radicalised by facebook and fox news in their later years?

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      If Mother Brain from Metroid is going to be a thing, they should also start using that biocomputing to develop the Power Suit.

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        But you know it’s going to instead be in PowerPoint (now with mandatory BioCoPilot AI™️)

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    “What is my purpose?”

    “You are to act as an filter for images uploaded to a small bird-watcher’s forum screening for porn…”

    KILL ME

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      If growing brains in a tube turns out to make techbros more money than burning down the planet with AI, we’ll have even more dystopian ethical dilemmas

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      Lots of neat uncomfortable questions arise though. At what point is it conscious? If it never experienced autonomy, life, locomotion, or social human interaction, is it torture or just its natural state of being?

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        I’ve been thinking about this a lot lately. We aren’t really our bodies, we’re a biological product made by our bodies to function as high level control systems.

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        This is my favorite sentence of the day.

        Yeah, we like to pretend things are black and white, but nothing is simple, there’s always another perspective to view things from.

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      Probably, because humans are pretty much evil and stupid at the end of the day, regardless of what feel good bullshit movies say. The kind of people who want to be in charge mostly are the same kind who would gleefully torture something like this while having one hand down their pants.

      If, however, they could engineer it to not have a personality then it really would just be a tool.

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    This paper was published a few years ago. I remember reading through it because it sounded very scary. In its current state I dont think it crosses any ethical bounds as its less than 30days old with no lived experience or consciousness. The ethical line should probably follow whatever the abortion debate defines consciousness as. Which I think is 30 weeks

    It did spark a few ethics papers on the topic which turned out to be a horrible dry boring reads with seemingly no consensus.

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      The abortion debate is not something we should be basing anything on, before you know it you’ll have to raise these little computers as your children and be charged with murder when they die

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        before you know it you’ll have to raise these little computers as your children and be charged with murder when they die

        If you’re a pro life person then you’d probably consider this a life and consider these experiments murder. If you arent then I dont think you would see this as a conscious human brain. Following the abortion debate doesnt mean we have to take the conservative side it means you probably draw the line here in the same place you draw the line in the abortion debate.