It just hit me that I use “headlinese” in pull request titles at work.

You’ve basically written what I’ve been trying to process and put into words for a long while now. Thanks for the fantastic commentary.

Is Ruby on Rails known for crashing often? I’ve been a developer for something like 15 years and don’t understand the backend portion of this meme. Am I missing something?

I’ve been on macOS since the Windows XP era and never in my life has the OS broken after a software update.

Come to think of it, same goes with iOS. I’ve been on iOS since the iPhone 4.