Interesting, but i counter with

Rocks

Bingo. What bush did that rock come from? Not a clue, but that’s $2000 in glass and/or body work to repair

Yeah I know, but with the standoff out provides, it could either be used from concealment or just give enough time to outrun them, which is not particularly difficult

I’m gonna get a slingshot, so i can dent door panels and shatter windows/windshields from a good distance away without the possibility of it being considered lethal force

I also want to dent cybertrucks