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3 days ago“How’d it die?”
“Bowel cancer. Would spend too long worrying about which bathroom it belongs in.”
“What about this one?”
"Bowel cancer. Kept confronting other genders instead of finishing wiping thoroughly enough "
“Genders? What’s that got to do with the digestive tract?”
“Nothing. But they’ve made social stereotypes and rules around them. Hair, likes, dislikes, colours, attractions, mannerisms, clothes… Many people live by these things like it’s their whole identity.”
“Identity for what? What are they trying to identify for?”
“We think other people, because it’s unlikely to be the animals.”
“But the people are making social rules for shitting based on genitals. Animals don’t even do that.”
“Correct.”
Some tape measures can grow to be 30+ bananas long, but this one seems only partially extended. It’s just a guess, but based on that I would say the peppers are somewhere between three and six bananas long, which is very impressive for OP. That’s approaching one golden retriever.