That would be comic book levels of awesome. We already have comic book villains IRL so it’s not that far fetched.

Someone on mastodon said “Imagine the shooters name turns out to be Mario.” Like holy shit, that would finally break me.

Note to self: Don’t be such a biblical piece of absolute shit that people around the globe celebrate you being murdered and are weirdly happy about getting to actually see a video of it in decent quality which they save in case it gets deleted and looking for another one might be a little too inconvenient at that time.

Excuse me please, in order to save my sanity I consume news only on and off. So I am out of the loop on a lot of things.

CEOs? As in plural? I only knew about the Luigi one. What happened?

Tech billionaire Elon Musk, who endorsed the far-right party’s migration policies earlier this year, has repeated his support for the AfD in recent days.

Waiting for the day he is found dead with his own fist full of ketamine in his ass.

Installing an ejector seat into a car is a surprisingly Russian thing to do.

I don’t understand that too. If you wanna see real Chinese culture, just go to Taiwan. People are way friendlier, the food is better, no dumb fucking police state, and shit isn’t distorted like a failed warp jump.