Actually, I’d be more surprised if he sank. Fat is bouyant, and he’s got a lot of it.

That looks less like taking a dump and more like road rage.

I can ride a bike to a coal plant from my house. Thing’s almost as ugly as the five-over-one across the street from my house.

The tinnitus in my right ear sounds exactly like a CRT. Imagine being stuck with that sound for life.

I live there. Can confirm, not satisfied with this shithole state.