I was watching the propaganda videos on Wechat from my Chinese friends last night and thinking "well, if he’s dead, I bet he’ll rise from the fucking dead just to seethe on how Xi Jinping is getting a real parade with fucking drones and missiles and soldiers who can turn their heads in sync and shit.

I’m amazed at developers who don’t grasp that you don’t need to have absolutely everything under the sun in a human readable file format. This is such a textbook case…