I’m sorry if you, or anyone you know, is touched by this. Fuck anyone who contributed to this happening.

…he was lying to you?

You can’t just throw a crate engine in. My current car (2012 Hyundai Tucson) is a “California engine”. My family is in auto, and we went to a guy who replaced the engines on my uncle’s fleet. $6500 because the engine itself was so hard to source and replace with all the bullshit sensors, and an extra $1k for the rental I needed for 2 weeks while they tracked an engine down.

It was a boat on wheels. But mine only got 7MPG. And that “twilight sentinel” nonsense never worked right. It did have some decent pickup for its size though.

I think they were doing the Nissan Versa like that for a while too. But it’s definitely not common and should be for cars that aren’t economy-boxes. And just to lay my shit out, I guess, my progression was: 1991 Plymouth Acclaim, 1990 Chevy Caprice Classic (loved that car), 2000 Chevy Monte Carlo (it blew up!), 2007 Hyundai Tucson, 2012 Hyundai Tucson.

I AM in the market for a new car…eventually. Have replace the engine on this one already and know it’s on its last legs. But I don’t see anything out there that I actually like. I kinda liked the Challenger, I guess…but I honestly am thinking about going back to cars from the 90s/80s again. I legit miss my Caprice.

Happy to say I haven’t seen that shit here yet…unlike Reddit and 4chan.

All I want is a car with modern engineering and simple technology. I’m fine with crank windows and a radio I can easily swap out. But I would like an engine that gets more than 7MPG and has crumple-zones that aren’t my face. I don’t need touchscreens and sensors for everything. And I sure as fuck don’t want the manufacturer pushing out “updates” that can brick my car.

I thought it was the place for people who didn’t want their shitposting interrupted by random child porn. Am…am I in the wrong place???

Article 7, Section 2: “I’m rubber and you’re glue, whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you”.

For only $5000 a month, you too can sponsor an American neckbeard like me! For your generosity, you will receive one poorly made crayon drawing each year, and a heartfelt letter written by Chat GPT.

Oh shit, here comes Kristi Noem…

Hey news, can you stop being so depressing? How about a news about a dog…who…defies all odda to…IDK…reunite with the young kid with cancer he loved. IDK, make something up…this shit is getting too bleak.

HAMC is a wild take out of left field. I broke my first bone at a HAMC party and grew up with their kids. I also grew up with the kids of Pagans. I may have a preference towards Pagans and all, but there are chapters and their values differ. HAMC in the Northeast is not the same as HAMC in the South. They are assholes…but for different reasons.

Hah. Keep sucking on that spraytanned pedo-mushroom though. I’m sure he’ll hurt all the people you want to hurt, after he’s done hurting you and puting a Qatari airbase in fucking Idaho.

See Dick drink. Drink, Dick, drink!

…right?

Well…at least he didn’t try to invade Sweden as part of his temper tantrum.

They just told all the Air Traffic Controllers that they’re basically slaves and should work for free…I wouldn’t get on a domestic flight anytime soon.

MAGAt (n): Acronym for “Make America Get Assraped, thx”.

Sidenote: do British penises flare out at the base wildly, or are they oddly cylindrical or something. I never really got this one. And what evolutionary purpose would this serve? Increase sperm-competition? I guess it makes sense, with the UK previously being a matriarchal society and all until very recently.