I could either buy dinner for $25 for basic restaurant food.

Instead, I chose to spend $20 to ride 1.2 miles (because it would have taken an hour walking across the highway) to get to In-and-Out.

My company put us up a company retreat in Vegas.

Hotel rooms were gorgeous. But there was a incredibly sensitive minibar - with I fucking kid you not, $10 bottled water and $15 mini liquors.

I know that because they tried to charge me a $90 minibar fee. Even though I didn’t touch it. It was bogus, because half my company was charged these fees.

I didn’t pay anything and last I heard, the hotel dropped it all.

I grew up in a city where anybody who is darker than a pencil avoided the hell out of Cracker Barrel. Not just because of the racist clientele, but also because the food sucked.

What the hell is a “ICE Office”? You mean an internment camp?

When I worked with an influencer who made free workout vids, his ad revenue was 80% of income. It was an extreme minority from free videos to buying something in his store.

Then some algorithm change in 2018 broke his entire income, he couldn’t afford me, and last I checked, he was sponsored by diet pills or whatever fake garbage.

It’s a damn shame because his dream was always to provide free workout vids.