Haha! Make the Canadian taxpayer pay for your vaccine!

And truancy!

Ah, did the Chinese internet come back online? I heard it disconnected last Wednesday

While she slept, the man committed sexual acts on her and himself. He confessed to the acts in court and stated that he realized he had made a mistake.

“Sorry guys, I’ve just got a whole bouquet of oopsie-daisies today! Would ya give me the benefit of the doubt?”

Old age dementia really sucks

Leave it to the banks to be the real salt scum of the earth