“That’s what the constitution would ask of me, so yes, obviously. I don’t understand why you’d even ask me this.”

What are you even saying, there is no reason, this is NORMAL. I too keep declaring regularly to my family that I am ready to step up and inherit my dad’s house and live there instead of my shitty flat should ThE uNsPeAkAbLe happen. This is to reassure my dear family of my loyalty to my dear old dad and my confidence in his health, obviously, may he live to 150. Normal People Things.

It is very normal to talk about this.

Bless your heart.

only applies outside of work and study

Smartphone use during non-leisure activities, such as watching videos while cooking or exercising, online learning and practicing for an e-sports tournament, will not count

Oh okay, you want to look like you care about your constituents and propose change without REALLY proposing any change that could inconvenience anyone, got it.

(I just learned that there’s no good English word for the very convenient German “Aktionismus” which this is to a T. “Actionism” seems to exist but doesn’t seem to be the same thing. Shame.)

lmao

You can turn it off. Opt-out is still bullshit.