This feels like one of them literally and figuratively things.

As an englishperson i feel inclined to despair. About a lot of things, not so much this though. Thanks for setting me straight

Wasn’t one of Sadam’s sons decapitated at his hanging?

Hahaaaaa…

Very good, but it’s ‘hanged’.

But hung also works, my apologies.

Decapitation is one of the potential outcomes of an improperly orchestrated hanging, though that’s more for a capital punishment. Usually people hang themselves with a short rope and choke themselves out.

Donating a life-saving amount of blood fromt the side of his throat?

Can’t even enjoy a nice meal without Hitler being at the next table.

I don’t understand this but I can only assume its in reference to my autocorrect.

Also UK judges don’t use gavels.

(Edited: was gravels)