Due to our healthy lifestyles, the heart disease gets us first.

Visions of ICE running in to take the machines away.

Oh noes, won’t somebody think of the blessed tax payers.

If it’s a law, it should be free for both businesses and users.

I’m surprised they’re not hiring people in third world countries to take the orders since it’s through a microphone.

Or just making people order through their phones and use the drive through as a pick up point.

I like the idea of it, but it is Russian.

I’m not sure I even trust Excel to import an Excel file without mangling it.

Pretty much. It was OpenOffice years ago, but then Oracle got involved and so all the devs left and put a new name on it.

Facebook goes wild if you don’t really interact with it other than to browse.

Pause for a microsecond over something, welp I guess that’s your hobby now. For some reason mine always shows me chess. I have never played chess. Hate it. A family member on my Facebook friends list likes chess. FB just goes “chess? how about chess?” like it’s got nothing else to really offer other than flag waving racism.

How about parent your children?

What about the crappy late night TV channels with the women waving a cordless house phone like it’s 1996?

I’m perfectly able to watch porn because I’m 45, but I refuse to interact with any of this prove your age bollocks because I know full well that “we won’t store your details” and “we will share your details with 1284 trusted data partners” are the same picture.

Really? Because a crackhead with a baby always ends so well.

Stop building houses on the king’s land.

Tesla build them into fucking cars.

I work with Delphi.

Does the Ruby version do that though?

I haven’t got it installed to check, but seeing constants like SECONDS_PER_YEAR in the documentation makes me think it’s just as bad if not worse.

https://api.rubyonrails.org/classes/ActiveSupport/Duration.html

Sure, if you want things at midday instead of midnight.

Almost like you didn’t think this fucker through.

Probably realised they weren’t real police because they knocked rather than just kicked his door in and shot his dog.

Well apparently asshole prints are as unique as fingerprints, so maybe we’ll have a giant database of those too.

I don’t think it’s their choice tbh.