Well, shiver me timbers!

I read it twice. They never say.

I still have questions.

Are these the same “beautiful black women” that also want him to come and liberate Chicago?

If only that were true.

Gotta put the pointy hood back on, just so no one sees who you really are. /s

Everyone finishes watching the video.

Prosecutor: So, you can clearly see the assault take place. Does everyone agree?

Jurors: I didn’t see anything. Did you guys see anything? Nope. Not a thing. Who wants a sandwich?

And are those people in the room with us, right now?

Because I highly doubt he speaks to anyone aside from the sycophants he surrounds himself with.

Mr. Trump justified the firing, which he said was effective immediately, by pointing to allegations that Ms. Cook may have falsified records to obtain favorable terms on a mortgage.

This just proves that satire is truly dead, considering this is exactly what Trump was found guilty of In New York…on all 34 counts.

Give it a minute. Pretty soon, they’re going to need a lot of people to fix all the vibe-code that’s currently being spewed out by AI. That’ll be a monumental task.

What a fucking embarrassment.