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cm0002@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 3 days ago

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cm0002@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 3 days ago
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  • yetAnotherUser@lemmy.ca
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    This is such a stupid joke, yet I like it

    • Die Martin Die@sh.itjust.works
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      Plus it could perfectly be real code to handle org files

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      Best kind.

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    All valid assembly code works;

    the problem is what you told the CPU to do was stupid and the errors are all your fault.

    It isn’t like we asked you to write a C compiler in M0 Assembly in 24 hours there is only one person in history that managed to pull that off.

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    Org mode, engaged.

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    Reminds me of something I saw in the wild. Where a coworker had some pandas code that was tracking the cumulative amount of capacity across various fleets.

    Which of course the variable had to be “cumCapacity”.

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    /\.[sS]$/ or GTFO.

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    ASSembly yes

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