James Edwin Yokeley Jr. — the 66-year-old Republican chairman of the Surry County, North Carolina, Board of Elections — faces serious criminal charges after authorities in Wilmington, North Carolina, revealed he allegedly slipped illegal drugs into his granddaughters' ice cream.According to Raleigh,...
Why does he have coke and ecstasy?
Why don’t you?
Because the party of small government tells me what I can and can’t put in my body.
Why don’t I?
Too broke. I just suck whip-its.
So that’s why we haven’t seen /u/whip-its around here in a while.
More importantly, how are they better at finding these drugs than I am?
He probably just had some ecstasy and that had a little cocaine in it. Also if they just did a Marquis test before sending it off both mdma and cocaine can show as the same color so they would just go with that until they get confirmation from the lab.