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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to WTF@lemmy.wtf · 3 days ago

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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to WTF@lemmy.wtf · 3 days ago
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  • Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club
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    Oh ffs, it’s October, Christmas traditions should stay in December.

  • I Cast Fist@programming.dev
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    Someone should send Jim Carrey one

  • JillyB@beehaw.org
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    Heinous anus

  • actionjbone@sh.itjust.works
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    3 days ago

    Looks more like a grasshole.

    • FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      I think this is a more of a groaca.

      • actionjbone@sh.itjust.works
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        Isn’t the Grinch mammalian, though?

        I doubt he’s a monotreme, they’re very uncommon. And I believe monotremes are the only mammals without a distinct anus.

        • FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          If he’s mammalian where are his nipples located and how many does he have? I won’t entertain the grinch as a mammal without a definitive answer to this question.

          • Akasazh@feddit.nl
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            I’m very glad by your firm stance on this very important matter, /u/FartMaster69.

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          Some still do have outside of them, sometimes as a variation. Sometimes human girls born with a cloaca, but modified into normal body parts ASAP due to potential issues with infections and continence.

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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      “I’m gonna just go and touch grass… With muh dih.”

    • Raiderkev@lemmy.world
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      I have some news for you about bussy

    • ohellidk@sh.itjust.works
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      Oh that won’t stop me

      • actionjbone@sh.itjust.works
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        You do you.

  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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    It would have to be smaller then that to be two sizes too small.

    I bet I wouldn’t touch the sides.

  • Dharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.net
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    Stamets, your weird is showing in public again. You’re being naughty

  • RedSnt 👓♂️🖥️@feddit.dk
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    Got me thinking of this merry song that mentions grussy.

    you’re a mean one mr grinch, punish me with every inch

  • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Can I preorder?

    • InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world
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      Why else would it be posted this early before Dec 25?

  • Agent641@lemmy.world
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    Alrighty if anyone needs me I’ll be outside

  • comador @lemmy.world
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    The fur will feel like a crusty sock in a week though.

    • FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Just like the real grinch 😍

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        Ugh what an unfortunate day to be literate

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