ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one to A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 days agoNearly 3 in 5 American workers say they're behind on retirement savings. The other two are working until they drop deadwww.fark.comexternal-linkmessage-square20linkfedilinkarrow-up1215arrow-down12file-text
arrow-up1213arrow-down1external-linkNearly 3 in 5 American workers say they're behind on retirement savings. The other two are working until they drop deadwww.fark.comShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one to A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 days agomessage-square20linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareRunJun@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·11 days agolol people are constantly surprised when I say I’ll keel over at my job as my “retirement” plan.
minus-squareShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.oneOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·11 days agoOn behalf of the corpos, we thank you for your dedication.
minus-squareLemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down1·10 days agoThey will deduct the corpse-mess-cleanup costs from your final paycheck.
minus-squareRunJun@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·10 days agoGood luck. I’ll divorce my spouse and leave anything valuable to them before it gets close to “retirement”.
lol people are constantly surprised when I say I’ll keel over at my job as my “retirement” plan.
On behalf of the corpos, we thank you for your dedication.
They will deduct the corpse-mess-cleanup costs from your final paycheck.
Good luck. I’ll divorce my spouse and leave anything valuable to them before it gets close to “retirement”.