Wow, she looks like a bruiser. It’s funny cos he looks like a weasely little bastard. Just two absolutely fucking hideous slabs of meat, made uglier by their permanently sneering expressions and made impossible to stand by their eternally cruel actions.

May the happy couple get what they deserve 🤞

Jesus Christ that’s so sad. What’s sadder is I reckon about half of my current colleagues would buy this. Fucking morons.

I’d imagine they’re saying that not voting for Kamala is, in effect, not voting AGAINST the GOP.

So in that case, I think they mean the apology would be to everyone for allowing the GOP to win again.

Just explaining what I think they’re saying, not saying I agree or disagree with that sentiment.

Wait who was getting away with working from home when their boss thinks they’re in the office anyway? Is that a thing in big companies??

My entire agency is like 10 people so we all work in the same room (it is hell, the marketing trio are the most annoying fuckers on earth) so they’d definitely know if I was WFH so this makes no difference to me.

Oh true, lemme just saddle up and fix the US economy myself 👍

Internet’s dead folks, time to get back to the real world! 🥳

We’re fucked. No point being scared of something we have no control over. A few rich men will come out of this ahead, and the rest of us will fight over the scraps, lose our homes, and starve. 🤷‍♂️

God, nature is so freaky. Look at that thing. What the fuck, man.

Haha wow they made the robot call him gay what a sick burn! Grooooosssss!!! Thank god this man who got famous via “negative” publicity definitely isn’t still doing that!!! Great job, Futurism!!!

Stupid outlet. Stupid story. Stupid person. Stupid technology. This man gets richer and gets the attention he wants. Journalists need to have a bit of a think before they start typing.